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Judged by the Cosmos

Name: Judged by the Cosmos
Brand: Dark Matter
Price: 25.0 USD
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You are not the observer. You are the observed.

Ocellus, the Celestial Feline and embodiment of creation’s will, is now watching from your chest. Soft? Yes. Adorable? Arguably. But behind those galaxy-swirled eyes lies a power older than the stars—one that judges your every fashion choice.

This shirt isn’t just a vibe. It’s a cosmic warning.

Premium cotton – soft enough for deities, strong enough for mortals
High-res print – nebula fur and judgmental paws included
Unisex fit, because the void embraces all
Slight increase in mystique, charisma, and resistance to cringe

✨ Wear it if you dare. Just know—she’s always watching.

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100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
Pre-shrunk
Relaxed fit

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Judged by the Cosmos Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

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